It's been a while. It's been dark its been bright, but 2008 may very well see the return of Fex Wazner. Rumours have it that he is in training for many extraordinary feats of stupidity and is willing to sniff the crust off life without even using a tube.

Cromlech Dropfinger is missing in inaction at the moment, but we hope his return will be pant spangled and covered in Weasil bites. The rest of the team can be found on arse book, but like all these things, there is only so much to say - so we await the motor mouthed blabber gob with baited pants.

Fex.